My child is at school which means she is not attached to my body which means I can take a moment to entertain myself.
Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.
Looking this over, I kind of wish my closet was this organized.
Seriously. Do not piss her off.
And finally, the last two installments of the gift guide for women. Or Chicks. Or friend with benefits. Or that person who fixes you toast. Whatever. We know you love us. Please don’t get us a hard drive for Christmas. 1. NOEMIAH – Dylan – Feather and Chain Necklace $55 2. Circle Pop-Out Earrings in [...]