“I wear my heart on my mouth”

Three ways to tell the woman in your life, “Look! I don’t take you for granted ALL of the time!”

Other than seeing Star Wars, what else could he possibly want?

Most guys are going out to see that damn movie today, so just shove yours out the door and go, “Have some popcorn. It’s on me.”

Holiday for Her

I already have want I want this year, but that doesn’t ever stop me from window shopping. Especially to take my mind off of what I just wrote in this post.

Christmas for the kitchen

From the library of Heather B. Armstrong who will get to the book your publisher sent me, just give me a few years.

For him in 15

It looks like I fell inside a messenger bag hanging on the front of a bike parked outside a coffee shop in Williamsburg.

Is your man feeling artistic?

I want to read someone’s master’s thesis on this phenomenon.

Holiday for the Kids, 2014

If anyone gifts my 5-yr-old an object that makes or plays music, I will personally see to it that Santa takes a giant shit in their stocking.

Holiday for Him, 2014

This should also include a DVD of hundreds of episodes of “Scooby-Doo” in case he gets sick and needs you to help him sip Gatorade.

Holiday for Her, 2014

My child is at school which means she is not attached to my body which means I can take a moment to entertain myself.

Gifts with a bit of loving touch

Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.