A roundup of ideas for the father who probably isn’t 73 years old and would rather write a letter in his own blood than spend $45 on a pen.
If anything just call her up and say, “I’m so sorry for everything.” She’ll know immediately who it is.
I know he’s begging for another cat, but you are the voice of reason in his life. None of these things require a litter box.
Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.
I suddenly looked up and, oh. Christmas is next week. Next week. Or, as Leta puts it, THE FARTHEST AWAY ANYTHING HAS EVER BEEN!
Options for children of both the Silas Marners and Robert Crawleys of the world.
Ideas other than that really fancy engagement ring he keeps asking for.
Seriously. Do not piss her off.
For the procrastinators up in here.
Normally I’d suggest you tell the guy in your life to go to the Apple store or REI or some electronics store and just pick something out already.