It’s only all I ever wanted

I cannot wait to break out the pink sponge curlers.

An advantage to setting the bar so low

Everyone who knew me in high school is thinking, “If only your kids could have seen you THEN.”

Oh, yes, she did

She is taking this whole Grey Gardens thing very seriously.

GPOYW

I’m joining the meme. Why? Why not.

The bald men in her life

Last week Leta told me about a nightmare she had where she was walking past a mirror when she noticed that all of her hair was gone.

The where of my hair

iPhone mirror shot. Eye roll in three, two, one…

Imp

I could not tell you what the hell her hair is doing in this photo, only that we need to get her some moisturizing conditioner STAT.

Approaching the Hill

I’m just going to guess and say that I’ve been growing my hair out for over seven months. And because I know you really care about this important global issue, here is where things stand: It’s long enough that I can pull it into a small ponytail which has made working out a lot more [...]

Hair, day who the hell knows

Some of you have been asking what’s going on with the hair situation, and I am right at that stage where I feel like shaving it all off. It’s not long enough, not short enough. Like Goldilocks is wrestling around up there looking for the right length and, oops! Sorry! The three bears don’t live [...]

Hair, day eighty-two

I know it seems like my hair doesn’t grow. 82 days?! Shouldn’t I be able to throw it out the window and let a local prince climb it like a rope, up two stories into my room? Where I would promptly slap his face for getting fresh with me? You are ROYALTY, for god’s sake. [...]