Continuing status

Seasonal allergies are getting the full blame for this, and when they send me hate mail I will publish it.

Current status

If you have a testimony about any home remedies for a cold, I am currently looking for religion.

Symptoms of the twilight years

Next thing you know, I’m going to have to get him some reading glasses and push him around in a shopping cart.

On being a better, more annoying liberal

I think my mother put my immune system on the prayer list in the temple.

My third grader

An undaunted fever hit Leta last Wednesday night (reaching a high of 104.5 on Thursday and Friday) and kept her in bed until midday yesterday when it finally relented and her appetite returned. I was feeding her anything during that time—pop tarts, ice cream, cookies, pretty much anything that would appear in the first line [...]