Thank god my signature already resembles chicken scratch

My doctor made a comedic reference to a “pain journal” not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.

Matters of the hand

There isn’t even a name for what happened to me so I’m calling it “Just Put Down Your Damn Phone.”

Prognosis

Back during the chaos of Christmas I got an appointment with yet another sports doctor. At this point my insurance company probably thinks I’ve got some kinky thing for sports doctors when the reality is I just like to hang and check out the patients. The muscular, athletic patients who probably never replace the toilet [...]