Allow Sarah to be a cranky person on the internet and share her personal least favorite words and phrases.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
To commemorate the fact that my website is in the throes of puberty and regularly defying curfew.
Thank you for firing me in 2002, mobile phone software company. Because of that I get to do things like this today. And hey, Joe Bose. If you’re still reading, I owe you an email.
In case you didn’t know, you will one day stand before God and he has taken detailed notes about your social media habits.
Inspired by my second born’s favorite color.
Somber, perhaps, but all in an effort to brighten things up.
A gentle reminder that you need to get reacquainted with your friendly postal carrier.
Nearing the maximum of my cellular data plan and one very good reason to buy a bigger one.
To get you reacquainted with your friendly postal carrier.