Jerry Seinfeld

Stuff I found while looking around

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20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

10 ways to open your heart to San Francisco:

We also have fog, which if no one ever told you, is the most magical weather phenomenon that ever existed. It’s a cloud that’s low to the ground! We even have a name for the cheeky fog fellow. It’s Karl. And yeah, we’re the kind of place where the fog has a Twitter and an Instagram.

Steve Albini on Nirvana’s In Utero

– I’m joining this church, you guys.

– “Ryan Gosling will never risk his delicate, beautiful life by hanging from a ferris wheel just to speak to you.”

A Supercut of SNL actors breaking character

Job Interview

What Happens When You Abolish Tipping:

By replacing tipping with a service charge, we were legally able to redirect about a quarter of that revenue to the kitchen, which reduced the income disparity and helped foster unity on our team.

– OMG OMG OMG: “Anyone else feel like hugging every person in the world after seeing that?”

– This deserves my heartiest HAHAHAHAHA!: Chinese zoo angers visitors by passing off hairy Tibetan mastiff dog as lion

– The true Size of Africa

The Hazards of Backyard Hens:

You will start personifying your poultry. You will start backyard narratives and you will tell them to other other people like they really happened.

9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Boss

– Love these: body system posters

Non-self-aggrandizing author bios: “Richard Parks kinda phoned this one in.”

– If the fake movies of Seinfeld were real

– A few of my favorite recent tweets: