There was this one time when I posed with a baby elephant on the side of the road in Thailand, and I’m still making monthly donations to a refuge in an effort to apologize.
First person to make a joke about the elephants gets a poke in the butt.
I wouldn’t necessarily paint a room this color, but a few accents might work just as well as a few tablets of Prozac.
If you’re looking for a incremental way to improve your daily life, Chuck has something for you.
Because of my eyes, because of Marlo’s eyes, because of the ocean, because of the sky.
Meanwhile, my own mother will be receiving a coupon for “one free lecture to me about the evils of Obamacare.”
Because I am the valedictorian of dropping phones.
Bringing more order to my life with the help of Jonathan Adler.
“That thang don’t go there, hon.”
My girls have been trying to send me a message.