A portrait of fall

I know it’s not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Our new shag carpet arrived

If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

A student of Vermont

The hills are now in Technicolor.

Our primary colors are one, two, three…

I wonder how many of us will now have this stuck in our heads for the rest of the day.

Coprophagic Chupacabra

Wherein I explain the different feelings you have toward children and dogs.

The beginning of fall cleanup

What? I know I wear my pink tutu whenever I’m raking leaves.

Set coordinators

Next Halloween she’s going as Oscar the Grouch.

This. This is why I live here.

A thank you note to my incredible family.