Dusk on Durphee Lake

So far Leta has caught four fish, and Marlo has almost dumped the bait into the lake twice that number.

Spring Break 2015

“California here we come, right back where we started from. Pedal to the floor. Thinkin’ of the roar.”

Magically delicious

Whenever my mother talks about how tenacious Marlo can be I say, “That apple didn’t fall far from her grandmother.”

This is an actual disorder, MOM

Grandparents are the absolute worst, I tell you. Awful people, that lot.

This blog about my life

Oh really? A mommyblog? Is that what this is?

Oh two, oh three, oh four

On the occasion of her eleventh birthday.

In case you were wondering why everything is broken

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Blame it on Mercury.

“Perhaps You’ve Noticed You’re Changing…”

Seriously, what were filmmakers in the Eighties thinking when producing puberty education videos?

Smarter than a fifth grader

On behalf of all her classmates who probably whittled down seven pencils each trying to figure out that math problem.

Thou shalt not blog about thy daughter’s fifth grade class

When I get called into the principal’s office for this I will become yet another cautionary tale.