02-03-04, the single most transformative day of my life.
No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.
As for Marlo, she earns an allowance by hunting wildlife in the backyard and selling the fur on Etsy.
What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.
If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.
Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.
If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she’d totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.
Santa is obviously a huge fan of Pinterest, you guys. What a sheep.
A rare moment when Marlo isn’t shouting marching orders to her sister through a megaphone.
Not so much an adventure in finding help as it is a lot of luck and living in a state where everyone is exposed to kids.