Double digits

02-03-04, the single most transformative day of my life.

A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website

No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.

Attack of the little sister, again

As for Marlo, she earns an allowance by hunting wildlife in the backyard and selling the fur on Etsy.

What did YOU do this weekend?

What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.

An ode to co-sleeping

If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.

Modern folklore

Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.

“Let’s go!”

If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she’d totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.

And lo, it was good

Santa is obviously a huge fan of Pinterest, you guys. What a sheep.

Snuggling by the tree

A rare moment when Marlo isn’t shouting marching orders to her sister through a megaphone.

Adventures in babysitting

Not so much an adventure in finding help as it is a lot of luck and living in a state where everyone is exposed to kids.