My car stereo is mine no more. Until one of them starts to like modern country music and then I lie and say that music has been outlawed.
When they weren’t playing hide and seek, throwing frisbees, or constructing elaborate forts out of quilts.
Their five-year age difference is one of the most entertaining aspects of my life.
The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
I won’t call it Purple Haze because I will be deliberately misunderstood and oh, the email. From my mom.
Daughter, sister and long-suffering teacher.
In preparation for the portraits where she is seen repeating over and again, “MARLO. MARLO. MARLO!!”
Any major theme park is going to have a hard time impressing Marlo after the the party we threw when the lights went out.