Matters of the eyes, part aw hell no

You might as well just insert a picture of Kanye’s face here to sum up this section of the story of my daughter’s eyesight.

Minutes

If you’ve got some to spare, I’d gladly take them off of your hands.

Looking upward and ahead

On the desire I have to get back to why I started “living online” in the first place: writing for the love of it, writing when the story inside is begging to be told.

Spring Break 2015

“California here we come, right back where we started from. Pedal to the floor. Thinkin’ of the roar.”

Magically delicious

Whenever my mother talks about how tenacious Marlo can be I say, “That apple didn’t fall far from her grandmother.”

This is an actual disorder, MOM

Grandparents are the absolute worst, I tell you. Awful people, that lot.

Matters of the eyes, continued

If you don’t share your favorite pirate joke I will be thoroughly disappointed that you wasted such an opportunity.

Today we’re learning how to tie different knots

So this is happening. Again.

Winter blues

Here’s a dimple to distract you from the a terrifying display of climate change.

In case you were wondering why everything is broken

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Blame it on Mercury.