My smirking Butternut

Shades of Daisy Hamilton are surfacing.

Choir director

All of this before 7AM. Life is so very wonderfully full.

Executive assistant

My coworkers on their ten minute break from making it impossible for me to get any work done.

Her dawg

Coco is her best friend, and she is Coco’s job.

It twirls

The fancier of my two children in all her fancy glory.

My girls

Today my heart comes home to me with all its lanky legs and arms.

You get what you get and you don’t get upset

Here I am talking about farts and I am not happy about it. Not one bit.

Princess in the garden

Doesn’t everyone wear their princess costume while planting flowers and pulling weeds?

Tubular

Who knew that my kids would be so adventurous in Wisconsin of all places?

You signed on the dotted line

Choose your battles, name them one by one.