Starting the weekend with a pop

So much more satisfying than sitting in a dark bar and paying through the nose for a watered down drink.

On having bespectacled children

I chose not to yell about vaccinations in this post except for the part where I yelled about vaccinations in this post.

Hunted and gathered

Oh, hell yes, the cavemen made brownies. And cupcakes and ice cream and chocolate fondue.

During piano lessons

She wanted to take a duck home but I told her it was illegal and potentially lethal.

A lovely surprise

Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!

Post-it poems

I get to write off my kids’ artwork because they keep stealing all my office supplies.

If you love someone

A portrait of parenthood in one tiny hand.

A reading rainbow

She either wants to be this character or Elsa for Halloween, and she only has eight months to decide.

Purple people eater

You didn’t realize that cannibals could be so adorable, did you.

My mother calls this payback

Who needs game consoles and tablets and iPhones when there are free imaginations?