Spring Break 2015

“California here we come, right back where we started from. Pedal to the floor. Thinkin’ of the roar.”

Magically delicious

Whenever my mother talks about how tenacious Marlo can be I say, “That apple didn’t fall far from her grandmother.”

This is an actual disorder, MOM

Grandparents are the absolute worst, I tell you. Awful people, that lot.

Matters of the eyes, continued

If you don’t share your favorite pirate joke I will be thoroughly disappointed that you wasted such an opportunity.

Today we’re learning how to tie different knots

So this is happening. Again.

Winter blues

Here’s a dimple to distract you from the a terrifying display of climate change.

In case you were wondering why everything is broken

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Blame it on Mercury.

Castles and gardens and ponds

There’s got to be a support group for parents whose children are addicted to this game.

“Perhaps You’ve Noticed You’re Changing…”

Seriously, what were filmmakers in the Eighties thinking when producing puberty education videos?

Flashback Friday

My little baby Bobo, innocent and perfect in every possible way.