So much more satisfying than sitting in a dark bar and paying through the nose for a watered down drink.
I chose not to yell about vaccinations in this post except for the part where I yelled about vaccinations in this post.
Oh, hell yes, the cavemen made brownies. And cupcakes and ice cream and chocolate fondue.
She wanted to take a duck home but I told her it was illegal and potentially lethal.
Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!
I get to write off my kids’ artwork because they keep stealing all my office supplies.
A portrait of parenthood in one tiny hand.
She either wants to be this character or Elsa for Halloween, and she only has eight months to decide.
You didn’t realize that cannibals could be so adorable, did you.
Who needs game consoles and tablets and iPhones when there are free imaginations?