Castles and gardens and ponds

There’s got to be a support group for parents whose children are addicted to this game.

“Perhaps You’ve Noticed You’re Changing…”

Seriously, what were filmmakers in the Eighties thinking when producing puberty education videos?

Flashback Friday

My little baby Bobo, innocent and perfect in every possible way.

Oh, that’s right

Just one of the many items in her impressive arsenal.

Beautiful contradictions

One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.

An educational holiday

For the child who will look at the word “blue” and say, “That spells ‘waffle with syrup.’”

Her Christmas present

Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.

Christmas mascot

This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.

Some people say there’s a golden light

Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.

Well, what do you know

This season of illness is so not fucking around.