Crisp and uncomplicated

A simple, elegant touch to any outfit, and yes, that includes yoga pants and a tank top.

For those of us who are allergic to costumes

You have to agree that “Sexy Little Red Riding Hood” has got to die a slow and agonizing death.

Using summer as an inspiration board

The only problem with this is that Chuck will see a large plant as something he needs to lift his leg and claim.

For your dad

A roundup of ideas for the father who probably isn’t 73 years old and would rather write a letter in his own blood than spend $45 on a pen.

For your mum

If anything just call her up and say, “I’m so sorry for everything.” She’ll know immediately who it is.

Just singing

I’m going to memorize every song in that movie so that I can rotate through them all at drop off.

Feeling like the final scene in Grease

I wouldn’t necessarily paint a room this color, but a few accents might work just as well as a few tablets of Prozac.

The new water cooler

Get in your eight 8-ounce glasses of fluid a day while talking to yourself about the season finale of Downton.

Atomic number 29

This color reminds me of pretty much the entire first half of the Eighties.

The staple of the season

If only the women who lived in the Victorian age could see us now.