If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
I want to read someone’s master’s thesis on this phenomenon.
Changing it up this season and embracing my inner hen.
A simple, elegant touch to any outfit, and yes, that includes yoga pants and a tank top.
You have to agree that “Sexy Little Red Riding Hood” has got to die a slow and agonizing death.
The only problem with this is that Chuck will see a large plant as something he needs to lift his leg and claim.
A roundup of ideas for the father who probably isn’t 73 years old and would rather write a letter in his own blood than spend $45 on a pen.
If anything just call her up and say, “I’m so sorry for everything.” She’ll know immediately who it is.
I’m going to memorize every song in that movie so that I can rotate through them all at drop off.
I wouldn’t necessarily paint a room this color, but a few accents might work just as well as a few tablets of Prozac.