Not included in this list of ideas is a the nudge certain fathers need to adopt modern technology. Although I will give my father credit: he finally caved and is using his dishwasher.
If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
A running tradition with my kids.
“I guess it’s finally fall and it’s getting colder which means I have to wear pants or jeans. I have a really hard time with this …”