What goes around

A public apology to my siblings who will flash an evil, knowing grin when they read this.

Where did she go?

Her DNA is kicking in, and we’re watching it happen from day to day.

Hang in there!

This should replace that inspirational poster of that pathetic kitten.

Grandmother and mothers and daughters

I will forgive them for not making me a hot dog.

Like, totally epic 360 all the way

A recap of the weekend I spent with my daughter who called sleeping in a tent “cozy.” WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

The one we missed

Time softens the heart of even the toughest older sisters.

An attempt at distraction

Still not as alluring as the glamour of an older sister.

Little sisters are so unfair

God help us all when our periods sync up.

“Because I am nice”

I don’t know how her teachers kept a straight face.

The number of foods my kid will eat just increased to five

I cooked and they ate and a swarm of pigs flew over the house.