The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
The more women who understand that they have power and access to what they need, the more who will understand the urgency to extend help to those who have none. I truly believe this.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.
Any major theme park is going to have a hard time impressing Marlo after the the party we threw when the lights went out.
A zoology lesson with the preschooler while the fourth-grader was at piano lessons.
I apologize if the images alone get any part of that movie stuck in your head for two straight days. Worry not, you are not alone.
What’s that saying? Never work with children or animals? Is that it? Then I’m definitely doing it wrong.
So much more satisfying than sitting in a dark bar and paying through the nose for a watered down drink.