My car stereo is mine no more. Until one of them starts to like modern country music and then I lie and say that music has been outlawed.
The blood work is going to come back and indicate that there is too much Morrissey in his system.
A little bit about why these friendships and connections with women are by far one of the highlights of my career.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
The more women who understand that they have power and access to what they need, the more who will understand the urgency to extend help to those who have none. I truly believe this.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.
Any major theme park is going to have a hard time impressing Marlo after the the party we threw when the lights went out.
A zoology lesson with the preschooler while the fourth-grader was at piano lessons.