A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website

No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.

To juice or not to juice

A sprawling post about my diet that does not include a single reference to poop. I should be fired.

A surprise visit

This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.

Stuff I found while looking around

This week’s link roundup.

dooce juice

My being an idiot has nothing to do with deciding to do a juice cleanse and everything to do with my I.Q.

What did YOU do this weekend?

What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.

An ode to co-sleeping

If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.

Modern folklore

Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.

“Let’s go!”

If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she’d totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.

Adventures in babysitting

Not so much an adventure in finding help as it is a lot of luck and living in a state where everyone is exposed to kids.