So much more satisfying than sitting in a dark bar and paying through the nose for a watered down drink.
I chose not to yell about vaccinations in this post except for the part where I yelled about vaccinations in this post.
Yesterday she asked me if fifth grade is going to be harder than fourth grade and I pretended to black out so that I could change the subject.
You know what would be amazing? A Hair Blogging Conference. CREDIT ME WHEN YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
Hopefully I’m still around when she gets married so I can tell this story to the entire gathering.
My most recently used emojis now include the party hat, the star, the crown and the glass of red wine.
I didn’t even mention the part where I got to style her hair with the curling iron. One of my favorite days as a parent.
Don’t blame me for all this light-hearted humming I’m doing. Blame Brené Brown. It’s all her fault and she needs to come clean.
Parenting wins rarely occur without an accompanying, disproportionate parenting fail.
I recently saw a tweet that said something like, “If someone is born in Vegas, do they have to stay there forever? Serious legal question.”