I got more organized and impressed my child by doing so. She’s such a Mormon.
Here in the western frontier of the United States we are a peculiar people.
It’s not so much “stretching the truth” as it is “snapping the truth in half and setting it on fire.”
I chose that title just to torture those of use who grew up singing Mormon primary songs. Good luck getting that one of of your brain!
Just when you thought you couldn’t adore this kid more.
The enormous brick wall of fourth grade and how we’re climbing over it.
For the girls in high school who intimidated me so much, this is secretly how much you were inspiring me.
I’m hoping that this is all just an indication of creativity and not potential criminal tendencies.
You supposed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody.
No, that wasn’t a perm. That shit was the real thing.