My little frog baby turns ten.
No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.
A sprawling post about my diet that does not include a single reference to poop. I should be fired.
This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.
This week’s link roundup.
My being an idiot has nothing to do with deciding to do a juice cleanse and everything to do with my I.Q.
What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.
If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.
Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.
If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she’d totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.