Hopefully I’m still around when she gets married so I can tell this story to the entire gathering.
My most recently used emojis now include the party hat, the star, the crown and the glass of red wine.
I didn’t even mention the part where I got to style her hair with the curling iron. One of my favorite days as a parent.
Don’t blame me for all this light-hearted humming I’m doing. Blame Brené Brown. It’s all her fault and she needs to come clean.
Parenting wins rarely occur without an accompanying, disproportionate parenting fail.
I recently saw a tweet that said something like, “If someone is born in Vegas, do they have to stay there forever? Serious legal question.”
My little frog baby turns ten.
No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.
A sprawling post about my diet that does not include a single reference to poop. I should be fired.
This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.