Here I am talking about farts and I am not happy about it. Not one bit.
Choose your battles, name them one by one.
One of the best things about having girls is getting to do things like this with them. I will pull up this post in the future when all of our periods sync up.
From Salt Lake to Dallas, Dallas to Hong Kong, Hong Kong to Southeast Asia, Southeast Asia to your screen.
My car stereo is mine no more. Until one of them starts to like modern country music and then I lie and say that music has been outlawed.
The blood work is going to come back and indicate that there is too much Morrissey in his system.
A little bit about why these friendships and connections with women are by far one of the highlights of my career.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.