Che gelida manina

Today’s enriching cultural lesson is brought to you by La bohème.

I’m putting “vibrator” in this title so that it shows up in my twitter feed again

In case you didn’t know, you will one day stand before God and he has taken detailed notes about your social media habits.

The older siblings

The adrenaline rush from a birthday can make you tolerate a host of things that would normally make you barf.

Delicious inversion

For the first time in weeks we aren’t breathing toxic fumes sure to cause premature death.

A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website

No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.

Awkward side effects

Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.

El perro

No quiero taco bell esta vez.

Peanutty

You couldn’t get a more perfect set of ears if you used pipe cleaners, a spool of tape and a wind machine.

For maximum compactability

“Perfect for the trendsetter looking for a new twist on an iconic, must-have style.” It’s as if that copywriter got inside Chuck’s brain.

Bratty little sisters

A reenactment of Leta’s weekend with Marlo as interpreted by Chuck and Coco.