Queen sized

Where you will find Chuck when he is not writing poetry about his feelings.

My village

My team of “sister wives” is wide and deep and doesn’t get enough public praise for their contribution.

Coco Furrocious

I can’t even believe I’m about to do this: I hereby recommend that you go out right now and adopt a herding dog.

Traveling hack

So much easier than carrying a sombrero and a fly swatter through an airport.

Feral DNA

Once again reminded about Chuck’s lineage and which among the thousands of breeds he’s related to has such a gene so dominantly crotchety.

The long road ahead

Really? Does she really have to do this? Letters and numbers are so overrated.

Christmas preparations

If we get a third puppy purse they could play stand-in for the wise men.

Here in America

The founding fathers are nodding in so much approval right now.

Should clearly indicate whether or not I’m raising them Paleo

Just your average healthy snack that is in no way getting anywhere near a piece of clothing that I hold dear.

Family colors

I could decorate her room with bottles of Pepto-Bismol and she’d be perfectly happy.