It’s not so much “stretching the truth” as it is “snapping the truth in half and setting it on fire.”
This four-year-old has never seen a camera in her life, obviously.
We practiced smiling for the camera which means I had to tell her to stick her tongue back in her mouth about ten times.
I’m hoping that this is all just an indication of creativity and not potential criminal tendencies.
Portrait of the con artist as a young preschooler.
I don’t know how her teachers kept a straight face.
Have you ever met a three-year-old? Horrible people. Little deranged convicts.
You’re not going to find a more adorable preschool picture anywhere.
Marlo hasn’t experienced any separation anxiety when we drop her off at preschool. Instead she marches in and starts playing with all the various toys…