Just singing

I’m going to memorize every song in that movie so that I can rotate through them all at drop off.

Spring showers in winter

The weather pattern that just keeps on giving. (Sorry, Carol!)

If you like piña coladas

I’m sorry I just did that to you and now you’ll be humming it for the rest of the day.

Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen

The forecast is calling bullshit, Heather.

May showers

Starring Tom Cruise as the hero who reverses global warming and saves the earth.


I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but all this extra daylight is making me giddy.