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Leaving you broke my heart. (Thursday, March 18, 2004)

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Guaranteed to alienate all Cherokees and rape victims!

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DotMoms: “The worst job I’ve ever done”

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Mama’s in charge of what goes into the baby, Papa’s in charge of what comes out of the baby.

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Ten Things I Miss About My Pre-Mommy Life

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Ten Things: Tits

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The imminent parental denial apocalypse of he’s just a little boy and little boys don’t play like little girls, you total fucking bitch.

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So this is how our first day ends. Finishing our 10th drink of the night in an empty hotel bar. Listening to Peter Cetera. Sober as a Mormon.

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One-third of the family just took a dump in its pants.

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Talk about dishonorable discharge!