Leaving you broke my heart. (Thursday, March 18, 2004)
Guaranteed to alienate all Cherokees and rape victims!
DotMoms: “The worst job I’ve ever done”
Mama’s in charge of what goes into the baby, Papa’s in charge of what comes out of the baby.
Ten Things I Miss About My Pre-Mommy Life
Ten Things: Tits
The imminent parental denial apocalypse of he’s just a little boy and little boys don’t play like little girls, you total fucking bitch.
So this is how our first day ends. Finishing our 10th drink of the night in an empty hotel bar. Listening to Peter Cetera. Sober as a Mormon.
One-third of the family just took a dump in its pants.
Talk about dishonorable discharge!