Funnel neck

For all the time that I spend on the couch reading US Weekly and eating bonbons.

Another flashback

Since I’m going through old folders of photos, why not one of the Former Congressman.

For your weekend

He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.

Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

Pall nellish

Chuck plays an important role in the beauty regimen of my girls.

Tis the season for outerwear!

It’s not even a rooster but all I want to do is cock-a-doodle-doo when I look at this.

Traveling hack

So much easier than carrying a sombrero and a fly swatter through an airport.

Christmas preparations

If we get a third puppy purse they could play stand-in for the wise men.

Winter is coming

Do I ever feel bad about doing this to him? No never not once whatsoever.

Four out of five dentists agree

Alas, I am not the valedictorian of the correct amount of pressure to use when bushing one’s teeth. I’m so ashamed.