Weathervane

If you’re looking for a better weather app I think I found one for you.

Part of his world

I will not be surprised if he pees on multiple pieces of furniture today.

Playing favorites

If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.

Some levity for a Friday morning

My very own Snuffleupagus.

La la la la!

This is the reason peanut butter was invented.

Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.

He’s ready for the board meeting

He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.

Reluctant royalty

Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.

Salad for lunch

Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?