Salad for lunch

Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?

Burst the bars of death asunder

He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.

Fabric softener

He barely survived the rinse cycle but, wow, does he smell good now.

I should probably break out the teal eyeliner, too

It’s just the beginning of spring wardrobe weather and Chuck just can’t stop talking about it.

For maximum compactability

“Perfect for the trendsetter looking for a new twist on an iconic, must-have style.” It’s as if that copywriter got inside Chuck’s brain.

Can you resist the allure?

As we make our way through my closet Chuck is becoming more cooperative and ever more fabulous.

To commemorate my relationship with wildlife

If you’re looking for a incremental way to improve your daily life, Chuck has something for you.

My dapper dude

Conveniently this scarf also acts as a handy modesty patch.

“Zonal sandwich mesh”

This year I resolve to have Chuck model much more of my daily wardrobe. He’s going to love all my sports bras.

Even he’s confused

We practice political correctness in this household especially when decorating the dog.