Winter is coming

Do I ever feel bad about doing this to him? No never not once whatsoever.

Four out of five dentists agree

Alas, I am not the valedictorian of the correct amount of pressure to use when bushing one’s teeth. I’m so ashamed.

Sweet and senile

I guess this is what happens when you’re in your sixties.

#ShirtlessChuck

Chuck remembers Southern California, and he could definitely roll.

Snout warmer

Sharing my wardrobe for the health of my pets. It’s the least I could do.

Bibbidi bobbidi boo!

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, put ‘em together and what have you got?

DIY

He is so lucky that I am not an avid crafter because I’d have a room full of shit like this.

Because I love punishment

Do not shake your head at me, I am doing it right this time.

Weathervane

If you’re looking for a better weather app I think I found one for you.

Part of his world

I will not be surprised if he pees on multiple pieces of furniture today.