I will not be surprised if he pees on multiple pieces of furniture today.
If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.
My very own Snuffleupagus.
This is the reason peanut butter was invented.
What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?
When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.
He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.
Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.
Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?
He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.