This could totally be the girl you met online and started sexting.
I am in Phoenix with three of my good friends to catch Madonna in concert tonight.
Chuck’s head is a little bit bigger than a clove of garlic.
Effortlessly balancing the tool we use to discipline Coco on his head.
… but someone likes her Pillow Pet even more than she does.
I was getting dressed to go to the gym and this happened.
The apricots are finally ripening this week. Chuck is super, super stoked. He let me fire off six frames and then he leaned his head over and let it fall to the floor like, “You got what you needed. We’re done here.”
Trying to get Chuck in a holiday mood…