This is the reason peanut butter was invented.
What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?
When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.
He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.
Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.
Just one of at least a dozen servings of vegetables he should be eating a day, right?
He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.
He barely survived the rinse cycle but, wow, does he smell good now.
It’s just the beginning of spring wardrobe weather and Chuck just can’t stop talking about it.
“Perfect for the trendsetter looking for a new twist on an iconic, must-have style.” It’s as if that copywriter got inside Chuck’s brain.