As you wait for that IKEA couch to die a slow, agonizing death.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.
I’m going to memorize every song in that movie so that I can rotate through them all at drop off.
Get in your eight 8-ounce glasses of fluid a day while talking to yourself about the season finale of Downton.
Did you know that new mindsets can be reached through decorative accessories? Probably not because I just made that up.
From the thesaurus app: consolation, comfort, solace, freedom, liberation, deliverance, release.
Weathering a heat wave with the help of my family and that which turns Marlo into a Golden Retriever.
By the end of the night everyone was speaking with a drawl and swapping stories about the mud flaps on their pickup trucks.
Next thing you know I’m going to be creating figures out of pipe cleaners and googly eyes, and you just wait until I get my hands on a bottle of glitter.
These are ridiculous. Flat out absurd.