If you haven’t locked your front door now might be a really good time to do so.
Chief Operating Tyrant and official person to go to when floundering with your wardrobe.
I’m going to say nice things about this man despite all the pranks and stunts he’s pulled over the years.
Yet another prank with lasting repercussions, thankfully not digestive in nature.
By the end of the night everyone was speaking with a drawl and swapping stories about the mud flaps on their pickup trucks.
If you’re missing a bear I know where it’s spending its nights.
You down with SLC, YEAH YOU KNOW ME.
The best part of my jobis that I get to share so much of it with the wonderful people in my life.
My mother’s testimony may have made a stunning conversion.
“Leta will most likely want to sit in the car and read a book about Arches. Marlo? Marlo will want to become an arch.”