Historical facts do not matter when trying to distract a five-year-old from the knowledge that we are not yet at our destination.
Any and all stereotypes contained herein are in no way the opinion of my employer.
The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
The delicious staple of my diet that does not ever get boring or lose its ability to fill me up.
If you haven’t locked your front door now might be a really good time to do so.
Chief Operating Tyrant and official person to go to when floundering with your wardrobe.
I’m going to say nice things about this man despite all the pranks and stunts he’s pulled over the years.
Yet another prank with lasting repercussions, thankfully not digestive in nature.
By the end of the night everyone was speaking with a drawl and swapping stories about the mud flaps on their pickup trucks.
If you’re missing a bear I know where it’s spending its nights.