Your basic chicken salad

The delicious staple of my diet that does not ever get boring or lose its ability to fill me up.

To teach and preach

If you haven’t locked your front door now might be a really good time to do so.

Well dressed men

Chief Operating Tyrant and official person to go to when floundering with your wardrobe.

Belated

I’m going to say nice things about this man despite all the pranks and stunts he’s pulled over the years.

An early Halloween

Yet another prank with lasting repercussions, thankfully not digestive in nature.

Dusting off my Southern hospitality

By the end of the night everyone was speaking with a drawl and swapping stories about the mud flaps on their pickup trucks.

I rented a zoo

If you’re missing a bear I know where it’s spending its nights.

Up in the SLC

You down with SLC, YEAH YOU KNOW ME.

Brokeback banana

The best part of my jobis that I get to share so much of it with the wonderful people in my life.

Elder LaCaze

My mother’s testimony may have made a stunning conversion.