Now I HAVE to call her dude
One afternoon a couple of weeks ago I was inside the house helping Leta practice the piano, something that is nearly impossible to do if Marlo is not otherwise entertained. Because whatever Leta is doing, Marlo wants to be doing it, too. She’s a total …
Fun
The highlight of my weekend up at MaxFunCon (when I was able to stop feeling sorry for myself, put on clothes and remind myself that even if the bottom totally falls out and I end up back in my mother’s basement, I will have so much content to write about stealing my stepfather’s bologna and [...]
Welcome to Armstrong Inn, part two
Today I’d like to give you guys a peek at the unfurnished guest room and have a little fun while doing so. (FUN. WE NEED SOME FUN AROUND HERE. AND SOME HOT DOGS. Marlo! I’ve got an assignment for you!) You left so many helpful comments about what makes a home away from home for [...]
Shot through the heart
If Bon Iver covered Bon Jovi. This is probably the third best part of my day so far.
Does anyone know how I can make Papyrus my default font?
Of all the videos in this meme, this one is gunning to be my favorite.
And the flippers? Darling.
I had no idea bodyboarding was so badass, but after watching this I think I’m in love. Such a gorgeous piece of work, and I won’t ever comprehend how they shot some of that footage. Wait for it at 1:28. I think I just figured out the next bullet point on my life list. There [...]
For all of us who live with herding dogs
I have watched this probably 70 times and somehow it gets funnier with each viewing:
Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight
This actually happened. No, seriously. Next time anyone ever accuses me of “abusing” my children because I write about them on the Internet, I’m going to direct them to this video with a hearty, “Suck it.”
