Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight

This actually happened. No, seriously. Next time anyone ever accuses me of “abusing” my children because I write about them on the Internet, I’m going to direct them to this video with a hearty, “Suck it.”

The dinner ritual

See if you can spot when she says, “Coco, Chuck,” and “one, two, three, four,” and “Grandma.” OF COURSE SHE SAYS GRANDMA.

Mammal

A couple of nights ago I was making meatloaf from a recipe that calls for a half a cup of crushed crackers (BEHOLD: I AM COOKING AND NO ONE HAS DIED. YET.) when one fell out of the package and fell to the floor, immediately splitting into a couple dozen pieces. I called for the [...]

Baby, you can drive my car

Here it is, y’all. A video mashup of you guys driving or pretending to drive and the two flagpoles over here running this website joining in. You know how it is when you hear your recorded voice and you’re like, wait, do I actually sound like that? I get that every time I see myself [...]

This is insane

I take back anything I ever said about horrible Utah winters. At least for the next 38 seconds. December 2010 Blizzard Timelapse from Michael Black on Vimeo.

Seriously, can’t a man just watch some television in peace?

And now for the rest of the week my answer to every question Leta asks will be, “AHHHHHHHH!!“

The dooce® xBox Joy Ride Giveaway 2010

Are you ready for yet another huge holiday giveaway on this here Internet Website Blog Thing? No? Then fine, I’ll just give one of these five xBox and xBox Kinect consoles to someone else. Yes! Five! One two three four FIVE! (That’s a whole five more than zero.) Five of you will get to enjoy [...]

People are Awesome

That’s the title of this video, but I think a better one would be Crazy People are Awesome. This captures the thrill and glory of fearless (and crazy) human beings. Love it.

Upright

So, as things are wont to unfold in this life of mine, I returned home from California last week to a walking child. Marlo had been walking on and off in the days leading up to my vacation, but she would usually take a few steps and be all, SCREW THIS. And then she’d drop [...]

22 seconds of joy

The puppy. He is confused by the escalator.