My friends are reading this and going, “Wait, she’s not referring me, is she?” All except one. That friend is nodding smugly.
If only Coco would show the slightest bit of emotion.
UGH. Why he gotta be so ambitious?
I’m still a little confused as to what time it is, so forgive me now for any typos that might unfurl as I get all this down on paper. I left my hotel room yesterday morning at 5AM DC time, 3AM Salt Lake time, and when I got home I had several hours of work [...]