Knowing Your Michelles

“I guarantee you she has been playing this role since Amy T. locked herself in the bathroom at Amy J.’s slumber party in fourth grade. That’s when she learned what got her off, and she has been seeking it out like a junkie every since.”

I’m here to see a leprechaun

This is not a holiday I normally observe, but the decor of my lodging has a thing or two to say about that.

From a chair in the air

Taking deep breaths and hoping I remember how to sprint.