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Mormonism Archives

August 2006
13:
  • In which I continue to blaspheme
April 2006
07:
  • The great and dreadful day of the Lord
March 2006
27:
  • A can of worms
October 2005
05:
  • Best Show on Earth
June 2005
23:
  • Sundays they camped and read and prayed (and then told fart jokes)
April 2005
13:
  • There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
February 2005
25:
  • Oh say can you suck!
24:
  • SPOILER ALERT: YOU CAN SUCK IT, plus Mormon Doctrine recited from memory
08:
  • You should ask her about the time I made dood balls for my Mormon boyfriend, Kovar
January 2005
27:
  • I always feel like somebody's watching me
November 2004
23:
  • She's having a boy
09:
  • Hot drinks are not for the belly
05:
  • A Day in the Life of BYU College Student George Boone
September 2004
29:
  • Holy Sabbath Day of Prayer
July 2004
01:
  • This is the post that they will read at the judgment bar of God to prove that I belong in Hell
May 2003
28:
  • If They Only Knew . . .
December 2002
16:
  • Reason Number 16
03:
  • Even their Dog is Mormon
February 2002
20:
  • Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
January 2002
10:
  • Evolution of the Mormon Cusser
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Heather talks about Valentine's Day on today's Momversation.

  • I know zero about sports, but my entire heart is screaming, "Go Saints! Go Saints!" I am a stereotypical woman. TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, JON!
  • Marlo has a tooth! So says the blood that she drew when she grabbed my hand and tried to gnaw off my thumb!
  • Leta won't eat her birthday cake. I guess we should have made it out of chicken nuggets and iced it with refried beans.


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