This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

How to Charm Me

Scratch my back. It itches.

June 4, 2001

Thinking

One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?

Listening

Portastatic: Looking for Leonard

Reading

The back of the Wheaties box.

Enjoying

Wideopenspaces

How to Annoy Me

You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.