An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties…

June 27, 2001


Massive Attack: Mezzanine


The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho


Sterling Design

How to Annoy Me

Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.