An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Listening

Saint Etienne: Fox Base Alpha

July 17, 2001

Reading

Shan’s Dissection of MTV’s Real World

How to Charm Me

Pretend not to notice that I’ve tripped over my own foot and landed headfirst into your cubicle.

How to Annoy Me

Print out something just for the specific purpose of walking behind my chair, stopping, and leaning down to smell my hair.