An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Chicago On My Mind and in My Hair

Residents of Chicago are fiercely proud of their winters. Not unlike survivors of natural disasters or chicken pox, these people are united in a common triumph over the most terrible of conflicts. Apparently, winters in the midwest “suck ass” or “fucking bite” or “let’s just…

August 7, 2001


The White Stripes: White Blood Cells


The Brothers, by Frederick Barthelme

How to Charm Me

Wear that great smelling deodorant, I could put my face in your armpit all day.

How to Annoy Me

Call me while I’m sleeping, and after I tell you that I’m sleeping, continue to jabber like a fucking monkey.