This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

Vanilla ice cream is good for you. It has beans in it. And we all know about beans.

August 14, 2001

Listening

The Saints: I’m Stranded

Reading

Cell Phone Radiation Charts

Enjoying

Popmatters

How to Charm Me

Force me to eat “Euro-Style” or “slowly” instead of my usual snort-through-the-nose approach.

How to Annoy Me

Forget your wallet, again, when it’s your turn to pay. It’s not sneaky. It’s stupid.