This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Pack the Flask

Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will…

August 30, 2001

Thinking

Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.

Listening

Spain: I Believe

Reading

Erasing.org

How to Charm Me

Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.