Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Hungry Like The Wolf

Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and…

August 31, 2001


Happiness is clean sheets.


Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing



How to Charm Me

Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.

How to Annoy Me

Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.