Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Kicking, Squealing Gucci Little Piggy

Saturday morning at the end of a 40 minute stair-running workout in Santa Monica, I almost participated in my first live girl-on-girl cat fight. I had run 12 sets of 150 stairs, most of them taken two at a time, and the stench of wet…

September 10, 2001


Grant Lee Phillips: Mobilize

How to Charm Me

Point at your 3 year old cousin’s penis and say, “Daddy has a little one just like that.”

How to Annoy Me

Get together with your band of birds and poop all over the hood of my car.