An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Sham Francisco

On what turned out to be a record-breaking scorcher in the San Francisco Bay Area, my New Trusty Rommate and I loaded over 4 pages of Ikea catalog shelving solutions into the back of an oversized Ryder truck. Several HATTEN side tables, OPPLI TV units,…

October 1, 2001


Are you going to eat that french fry?


Ryan Adams: Gold


Expo Dry Erase Markers

How to Charm Me

Don’t appear horrified when I proceed to eat twice as much as you do.

How to Annoy Me

Make fun of the way I drool all over my shirt when I sleep in the car.