This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Beastly Consumerism

Like so many other witless blonde consumers weakened by the sight and smell of Italian leather, I suffer from the financially debiliating and almost exclusively female disease known as shoe consumption. I find it nearly impossible to drive by a Shoe Pavilion Shoe Outlet without…

Thinking

Whose idea was it to make mornings so early in the morning?

Listening

The Delgados: The Great Eastern

Reading

The Blind Assasin, Margaret Atwood

How to Charm Me

Swing dance with me in the middle of the street. In Glendale.

How to Annoy Me

After I cover one wall in thick red paint, you bump into it with your big white ass. Twice.