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Beastly Consumerism

Like so many other witless blonde consumers weakened by the sight and smell of Italian leather, I suffer from the financially debiliating and almost exclusively female disease known as shoe consumption. I find it nearly impossible to drive by a Shoe Pavilion Shoe Outlet without…


Whose idea was it to make mornings so early in the morning?


The Delgados: The Great Eastern


The Blind Assasin, Margaret Atwood

How to Charm Me

Swing dance with me in the middle of the street. In Glendale.

How to Annoy Me

After I cover one wall in thick red paint, you bump into it with your big white ass. Twice.