This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

I have reason to believe that my plants are planning a revolt.

I Want to Pinch David Lynch

Staggering out of the theater two hours and 25 minutes after paying to see ‘Mulholland Drive,’ I say to my roommate, “I don’t think David Lynch ever intended to make a movie anyone could decipher. In fact, I think he takes morbid pleasure in knowing…

Listening

The Musical Biography of Quincy Jones

Enjoying

Thinkcollective

How to Charm Me

Assign gender roles to your various audio equipment.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me to templatize my block-up flow document one more time.