This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

The Dancing Dooce

Only because I’ve had a grande Mocha Valencia this morning do I think that the free dance lessons I took last night made any sort of sense. First of all, I don’t drink coffee except on the weekends, and only then when I feel like…

October 25, 2001

Thinking

I’ll ëproductizeí your ass is what I’ll do.

Listening

Devo: Greatest Hits

Enjoying

World of Wassco

How to Charm Me

When your retarded cat begins terrorizing the other cats, shut him in your top sock drawer.

How to Annoy Me

Drive four inches behind the car in front of you, at 87 mph.