An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How About I Take That Ticket and Shove It Up Your Ass

On a small stretch of the Pacific Coast Highway between the Pacific Palisades and the Santa Monica Pier, a lone Patrolman straddled a marked motorcycle, smiling in sinister merriment as unsuspecting commuters flew through a 45mph reduced speed zone. He couldn’t wait to catch the…

November 1, 2001


The Busy Signals: Pretend Hits


Jules Rules!


Fubar, The Movie

How to Charm Me

Spare me potential asphyxiation from your broccoli farts by promptly leaving the room.

How to Annoy Me

Write me a ticket for going only 25 mph over the speed limit. Be glad you caught me when I was obviously sedated.