Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Brtiney Spears is all growed up.

November 5, 2001

Dirge Diggler

When I look out the window of my boss’s office, which I can see through one of the translucent panes of my cubicle sitting 30 feet away, I see the smoky silhouette of the Santa Monica Mountains bleeding an ocean of headlights they call the…


Clifford Gilberto: I Was Young and I Needed the Money



How to Charm Me

When I ask you to kiss my ass, make an attempt to do just that, in front of your older sister and her three kids.

How to Annoy Me

Invade my space with your bony elbows like Rodman rebouding in the 4th game of the NBA Championships.